I added the talk bubble. Tom talks in local chat.

Tom the Insult Turkey is BACK at Eolande, he’s FREE and he’s worse than ever! Touch Tom and hear 20 horribly awful insulting lines, like

“One more step and I’ll peck you in the cranberries,”

and

“You don’t have the giblets to baste me.”

These are a couple of the milder insults, as Tom is a bit R-rated. I won’t spoil it for you!

Too bad he’s not trans, ’cause this would be a great way to send a message to that special someone.

This particular photo is a store ad, not me

Want to take Tom with you? Wear him for a hat for only $100L. As Eolande says, “Same ‘fowl’ mouth, only wearable.” Tom’s only available at the main Eolande store. While you’re there, check out Eolande’s accessories and hair jewelry. You know you want them!

In the photo above, I am having a conversation with Tom at the store. The little bugger pecked these rips in my fishnet stockings!

When I spoke with Eolande Elvehjem, she was a bit under the weather, so we hope she feels better soon!